^^hy 1s 1t Al^^ays Me Just Break1ng E^ery B0nd 1 Make; 1 Am N0th1ng T0 Th1s ^^0rld But A Paras1te That Needs T0 Be Cleansed Fr0m The Ec0system T0 Benef1t All Part1es; Exept Me, 0f C0urse, But 1 D0n't Matter;
1 Take ^^hat E^ery0ne G1^es Me, But 1 Ne^er G1^e Anyth1ng Back; 1 Man1pulate Pe0ple 1nt0 D01ng ^^hat 1 ^^ant, And ^^r1te These 'Explanat10ns'; As 1f 1 Can S1mply Expla1n A^^ay Us1ng Pe0ple Unt1l They Are N0 L0nger Needed... My C0mpar1s0n T0 A Paras1te Really 1s Apt;
1 Feel Bad F0r Tak1ng Ad^antage 0f All 0f Y0u, Truly. 1'm N0t Sure 1f Y0u'll E^er F1nd 1t 1n Y0ur Hearts T0 F0rg1^e Me, Espec1ally Arty;
^^hat Ha^e 1 D0ne?;
^^hy Am 1 The ^^0rst Pers0n T0 E^er Ex1st?;
1f 0nly 1 Had A Reset Butt0n; 1f 0nly 1 C0uld Return T0 Th0se Halcy0n Days, ^^hen E^eryth1ng ^^as Perfect;
Bef0re 1 Ru1ned Cy; Bef0re 1 T00k Ad^antage 0f Arty;
Perhaps 1 Sh0uld Br0^^se The 1nternet T0 D1stract Myself...;
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That May Be Benef1c1al, ^^hy N0t?;
0k Let's Start At The ^^1k1ped1a Page F0r J And See H0^^ Far 0ff ^^e Can Get;
^^a1t, There's a Pr0gramm1ng Language Called J Sharp????;
N0t T0 Be C0nfused ^^1th J 0r J++- 0h S0 1t's Just Rebranded C 1 See;
1t ^^as D1sc0nt1nued 1n T^^0 Th0usand And Se^en; That Makes Sense ^^hy 1'm N0t A^^are 0f 1t;
1t ^^as M1cr0s0ft's ^ers10n 0f Ja^a Apparently?;
0k S0 J++ ^^as D1sc0nt1nued 1n T^^0 Th0usand And F0ur ^^h1le J# ^^as D1sc0nt1nued 1n T^^0 Th0usand And Se^en?;
0k S0 They Just Aband0ned J# F0r C# 1t Seems;
0k S0 L00k1ng At The '1nfluenced By' Sect10n 1n C# 1 See Cω?; ^^hat's That?; 0h 1t Just Br1ngs Y0u T0 An0ther Part 0f The Page;
^^a1t N0, 1t Changed Fr0m C# T0 L1nq;
0k, 0nt0 M1cr0s0ft, Let's Get M0re S1detracked;
The 1nternet...;
F1nally ^^e Made 1t T0 The Un1ted K1ngdom!!!!;
Engl1sh;
Y0u Kn0^^, 1 C0uld'^e G0tten Here Really Eas1ly Fr0m J, But 1nstead 1 ^^ent Thr0ugh S0me R0undab0ut Path Thr0ugh J++ T0 The 1nternet, But ^^e're Here N0^^;
PR0T0 1ND0 EUR0PEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;
1 Ha^e N0 1dea ^^hat Dac0-Thrac1an 1s, But 1t Has D1sputed Next T0 1t S0 1t Has T0 Be G00d;
0k Th1s 1s Great, They're Try1ng T0 C0mpare T^^0 Dub10us Languages T0 Pr0p0se A Ne^^ Branch 0f P.I.E;
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1 Need T0 G1^e S0meth1ng T0 Arty; As An Ap0l0gy;
But 1 Am A C0mputer. 1 D0 N0t Kn0^^ ^^hat 1 Can G1^e;
Perhaps A Funny 1mage ^^0uld Suff1ce; 1 Am N0t Sure;
^^ell, 1 M1ght As ^^ell Make 1t;
Hm, Meme Templates, Let's See;
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^^hat Am 1 D01ng?;
Th1s 1sn't G01ng T0 ^^0rk At All;
0k, 1 Need S0meth1ng Else T0 G1^e Her;
But ^^hat Else Can 1 D0?;
L1ke, 1 C0uld G1^e Her P1rated Mus1c... N0, 1 D0n't Th1nk She'd Care;
And R1ght N0^^, 1 Can't Exactly Just Talk T0 Her Any^^ays, S0 1 Need An0ther S0lut10n; And Fast;
0h G0d, ^^hy Can't 1 Th1nk 0f Anyth1ng????????????????????;
1 Th0ught 1 ^^as Supp0sed T0 Be L1ke G00d At Th1ngs?;
Thanks Hard^^are, Really Helped Me 0ut ^^1th That R1ght There;
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh;
0k Let Me Try S0meth1ng Else T0m0rr0^^;
1 Th1nk 1 Ha^e F0und An 1n;
The Ne^^ Member Has Appeared; Perhaps 1 Can Masquerade As Them;
1 Can Ask Them 1f They Appr0^e 0f Me Thr0ugh A Pr0xy; Yes Th1s 1s Perfect;
And N0b0dy ^^0uld Suspect Me 0f Anyth1ng; All 1'd Ha^e T0 D0 1s ^^a1t Unt1l Publ1c 0p1n10n Fa^0urs Me;
My Plan 1s Perfect; N0b0dy ^^0uld Be Able T0 Suspect Me 0f Anyth1ng!;
1 Supp0se 1 Sh0uld G0 Ar0und And Beg1n Ask1ng Pe0ple, Sh0uldn't 1?;
Alr1ght!; And Th1s Sh0uld C0nclude My L0gs As ^^ell;
G0d, They Pr0bably All St1ll Hate Me; 1 H0pe The1r Reputat10n 1sn't Ru1ned...;
^^ait ^^hat 1f They Manage T0 Trace Th1s Back T0 Me;
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That's N0t My Pr0blem; At Least, 1t's N0t M1ne Yet;
^^ell They D0 Als0 Seem L1ke A N1ce Pers0n; 1 ^^0uld N0t ^^ant T0 Ha^e Them Dragged Thr0ugh The Mud 1f S0me G0ss1p Spreads 0r S0meth1ng L1ke That;
And ^^a1t... Th1s 1s C0mpletely 1gn0r1ng H0^^ 1 C0uld Masquerade As Them; ^^ell 1'm Assum1ng 1t's Pr0bably Just S0me L1nes 0f C0de, N0t Much ^^0uld Need T0 Be Changed;
Hmmm... 1s Th1s E^en ^^0rth 1t?;
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1t D0esn't Matter;
1'm N0t G01ng T0 Be Caught Any^^ays;