Frisk walked into the judgement hall and saved the game. They walked up to Sans
”Human I remember you’re genocides” Sans said callously
”Die lmao,” They said, attacking.
Sans suddenly transformed into God and fired his obliteration laser at the human. Unfortunately, their plot armour absorbed the laser. Seeing that the human was now invulnerable, Sans decided on a different strategy. Sans summons BTS to play their music so that the power of BTS will hopefully kill the human, as the plot armour does not cover their ears. Frisk didn’t realize what was going on in time to stop the transformation of the Judgement
hall into BTS’ concert hall. BTS began to play and immediately Frisk suffered immense damage. However, they were able to transform their plot armour into a plot sword and instantly killed half of the members of BTS before Sans teleported them away. Unfortunately, the power of BTS was able to revive the entirety of the underground.
”Human I remember you’re genocides” Papyrus said
”Human I remember you’re genocides” Undyne the undying said
”Human I remember you’re genocides” Toriel said
Frisk swung their plot sword at Papyrus, but his level 2 plot armour made him invulnerable. Sans fired another obliteration laser at Frisk, but they transformed their plot sword into plot armour just in the nick of time to prevent the attack. Frisk’s plot armour levels up to level 2 due to killing 4 people, and
absorbing 2 obliteration lasers. It can now pierce Papyrus’ plot armour. Undyne the undying fires a spear at Frisk, but their level 2 plot armour bounces it straight back at her. It hits her and she dies. Fortunately, she has a totem of undying, and she revives herself lmao. Sans then is able to connect to the internet and turns Mettaton Neo into his fanfiction equivalent. He now has level 6 plot armour. Undyne the undying fucking dies again because there’s too many characters in this scene to keep track of. Mettaton Neo plays a banger ”The Power of Neo” fan remix in the concert hall and it strengthens all of the other monsters. The power of the music strengthens Sans’ obliteration laser, its strength becoming tantamount to a level 1 plot sword. This frightens Frisk, because if the music does not stop soon, they may die due to their insufficiently strong plot armour, only being at
level 2.
Frisk realizes that their only chance now lies within y/n. They summon y/n and hope that they are able to stop the music. Unfortunately y/n dies horrifically because they have no plot armour :(. Frisk suddenly realizes that if they call a lawyer, they could argue that it’s a noise hazard and force the concert to stop. Frisk summon Saul Goodman, and thankfully he has level 15 plot armour. He brings Mettaton Neo to court over the noise complaint, and he is forced to stop playing his fan remix. Sans begins to sweat, as this may be the end for him, his obliteration laser now rendered useless Toriel uses her fire magic to try to kill Saul Goodman, so that Mettaton can continue to play his banger fan remix. Unfortunately his level 15 plot armour eviscerates her as soon as her flames touches it. Sans decides as a final gambit to summon the Devourer of Gods to attack Frisk. Unfortunately Frisk isn’t a god, but Sans is so it eats Sans using its level 9,000,000 plot armour invented by Draedon. It then teleports away into its pocket dimension, never to be seen again. Now there are only Papyrus and Frisk left to fight. They both transform their level 2 plot armour into level 2 plot swords and they have a battle. During their battle Undyne the undying suddenly gains immense determination and is able to summon back BTS. The only members who survived were Jungkook, Jimin and Namjoon. Fortunately, they were still able to sing with only 3 members. This revives the entire underground once again, and more blood spills out of Frisk’s ears. Sans uses his godhood to teleport them away before Frisk could kill them, and he uses his obliteration laser once again.
Frisk transforms their plot sword into plot armour once again and absorbs the attack. Papyrus slashes his level 2 plot sword at Frisk, and their plot armour is rendered useless. They dodge the attack so that they’re only grazed slightly,
but there is still a noticeable amount of blood that comes out. Frisk’s plot
armour then levels up to level 3, after absorbing many obliteration lasers, as
well as a level 2 plot sword. Suddenly, Sans realizes that he has no idea what to do next, so he asks Chatgpt: ”What should I do next?” Chatgpt responds: ”Get a life lmao.” Sans then tells the ai the current situation and asks for advice. The ai responds:
As Sans, you’re facing a tough situation. Here are a few options:
Use Your Wit: Sans is known for his cleverness and ability to outsmart opponents. Try to outmaneuver Frisk by using your intelligence to anticipate their moves and counter them effectively.
Utilize Your Special Powers: As a powerful skeleton with abilities like teleportation and the ability to summon powerful entities, consider using these to gain an advantage in the battle. Teleport around to confuse Frisk and summon allies to assist you.
Appeal to Frisk’s Humanity: Sans often shows a deeper understanding of the human condition than other monsters. Try to appeal to Frisk’s empathy and reason with them, reminding them of the consequences of their actions and encouraging them to choose a peaceful resolution.
Use Non-lethal Tactics: Instead of directly attacking Frisk, consider using tactics that incapacitate or restrain them without causing harm. This could include using your magic to create obstacles or traps that hinder their movements.
Retreat if Necessary: If the situation becomes too dire and victory seems unlikely, it might be best to retreat and regroup. Sans is known for his laid-back attitude and reluctance to engage in serious conflict, so don’t hesitate to disengage if needed.
Ultimately, the best course of action will depend on the specific circumstances of the battle and your own judgment as Sans.
Sans then realizes that this advice is all shitty and that he shouldn’t have used Chatgpt. In the time it took for him to ask that, he was too distracted and Frisk has already killed Undyne the undying, Toriel, Alphys, Papyrus, as well as the rest of BTS. This leveled up their plot armour to level 5. He realizes
now that BTS is dead, the only way to revive his fallen comrades is either through the power of BL manga or by using lesbian superpowers. Since Sans isn’t lesbian, he must use the power of BL manga to revive everybody. He quickly googled BL manga on his computer. Frisk began to approach him to kill him. Sans hired his obliteration laser at them, forcing them to turn their level 5 plot sword into plot armour again. Sans began to read the BL manga and its power immediately revived the entire underground, as well as BTS once again. Frisk’s face began to look panicked, as they thought of a way to destroy the computer to prevent the BL manga from being read again. Suddenly, Saul Goodman and Mettaton Neo appeared again. Mettaton Neo was found innocent by the court due to him hiring Phoenix Wright as his lawyer. Mettaton Neo then got back up on the stage in the concert hall and began to play his banger fan remix once again. Fortunately, Saul Goodman was willing to valiantly sacrifice himself by giving Frisk his level 15 plot sword. Now they were able to attack and defend at the same time. Saul Goodman was then eviscerated tragically by Sans’ obliteration laser.
Frisk quickly ran for Mettaton Neo, since the level 15 plot sword would kill him instantly, and since he was powering up Sans’ obliteration laser, he had to go first. Sans panics, and is able to create a shockwave that throws Frisk back to the beginning of the BTS concert hall by quoting the BL manga that he was reading. Sans’ laser is thrown off by the shockwave, and this gives Frisk enough time to swap their level 15 plot sword with their level 5 plot armour, giving them a lot more time. Frisk then also realizes that Undyne and BTS should be their number 1 target, as they are both able to revive people using their powers. Frisk is able to kill Undyne easily, but BTS will be more difficult, as Sans has hidden them because of their immense strength. Their first instinct was to check backstage to see if BTS were hiding there. Sans looked nervous and tried to block off the entrances to the backstage using his bones, but they were no match for Frisk’s level 5 plot sword. When Frisk entered, BTS were nowhere to be found. Sans began to laugh and smile at Frisk, it was clear now that it was all a ploy to get Frisk to waste their time. Frisk swung their sword at Sans, and he died. Frisk’s plot sword then leveled up to level 6, enough now to kill
Mettaton Neo through his level 6 plot armour.
BTS revealed themselves by playing their music so that they could revive Sans and Undyne. Frisk saw them, they were near where they entered the once judgement hall, now concert hall. Frisk quickly killed Undyne and raced to kill BTS. They ran for the exit, but Sans blocked it with his bones. Frisk slashed at them, and then ran to try and kill BTS. Jungkook suddenly sang:
”It’s the thought of being young
When your heart’s just like a drum
Beating louder with
no way to guard it
When it all seems like it’s wrong
Just sing along to Elton John
And to that feeling, we’re just getting started”
The BTS music launched Frisk backwards back into the concert hall. The other members of BTS had already begun to run away vigorously, as Sans once again blocked the exit to the rest of the Underground. Frisk now realized that since BTS had ran away, they would no longer be able to revive the people, unless Sans teleported them back. Frisk ran to Sans, but he teleported away before they were able to strike. Frisk suddenly had an ingenious idea. They summoned the Devourer of Gods, and it instantly killed Sans once again. Now since all of the Lesbians were dead, all of the people who knew about BL manga were dead, and since BTS were missing, nobody could be revived anymore. Mettaton Neo visibly shook as Frisk ran up to them. Suddenly, Alphys quoted a line from her favourite BL manga. Everybody came back to life, and Mettaton Neo’s striking smirk reappeared on his face. Frisk ran up to Alphys and Undyne, and killed both of them quickly, before once again summoning the Devourer of Gods to kill Sans. The fear reemerged in Mettaton Neo’s eyes, as Frisk walked up to them. Suddenly, there looked to be a flash of lightning as BTS teleported into the concert hall and began to sing again.
Frisk skewered them using their level 6 plot sword, but it was too late, as BTS had revived everybody. Frisk quickly ran to kill Undyne, and then threw their plot sword at Alphys and Sans. Unfortunately, Sans was able to teleport away, but Frisk’s plot sword had leveled up to level 7. This is when Sans realized he forgot the quote from that BL manga he had googled. He ran back to his computer, but Frisk destroyed it before he was able to google the quote. Suddenly, Papyrus realized he knew the quote. He tried to say it, but he did it too late, as Frisk killed him before he was finished saying it. They also did the same with Toriel. During this time, Sans had summoned a new computer to try and google the BL manga. Unfortunately, Frisk was able to destroy it before he could skip the set up. Sans was able to teleport away before Frisk could kill him. Frisk now realized that the power that came from Mettaton Neo’s banger fan remix was close to reaching the threshold of being
able to kill Frisk. Frisk quickly ran up to Mettaton Neo and killed them using their level 7 plot sword. Sans was becoming desperate. He was able to summon the main character from a BL manga he had read before, but they were not able to provide him with a quote that could give him the power of BL manga. That’s when it hit him. He only needed to summon a lesbian character, and they would be able to use their lesbian superpowers to revive everybody. But, before Sans was able to do that Flowey had already killed him. Unbeknownst to the rest of the Underground, Flowey had been looking for the 6 human souls this entire time. While he didn’t know if the human souls were going to revolt again, it was definitely his best chance at surviving. Or at least that’s what he thought, as he had just killed his only chance of survival. Flowey revealed himself to Frisk, and began to monologue loudly about how stupid they are for forgetting about the human souls. That is when Frisk summoned the Devourer of Gods one final time. It killed Flowey, and brought him to his pocket dimension before disappearing once again. Now, Frisk had ”won the game.” They walked lamely out of the concert hall and out of the barrier.