HI WELCOME TO MY PAGE POLITELY FUCK OFF PLEASE.

LIKE SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK DID WE EVER GET INTO PROGRAMMING THIS JUST FUCKING SUCKS. I HATE THIS. I DO IT THE EXACT WAY AND IT DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE OF SOMETHING TINY HALFWAY UP IN THE CODE THAT SHOULD REASONABLY NOT EFFECT IT AT ALL BUT INSTEAD DOES BECAUSE COMPUTERS ARE SENTIENT BEINGS TRYING TO FUCK WITH US AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY THEY GET. LIKE SERIOUSLY I WAS ATTEMPTING TO GET A "MORE READABLE FONT" BUTTON INTO THIS SITE BUT EVEN THAT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK FOR SOME REASON. LIKE I HAD <div onclick="change_font()" id="font_button>

<h3> CLICK HERE TO CHANGE TO A MORE READABLE FONT </h3>

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AND THEN IN THE JAVASCRIPT I HAD function change_font() {

document.getElementById("font_button").remove();
document.getElementById("body").style.fontFamily = "times new roman";

} AND THEN IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK!!!!!! AND I FUCKING TRIED document.getElementById("body").style = "font-family: 'times new roman';"; EVEN THOUGH IT SHOULD MAKE NO FUNCTIONAL DIFFERENCE. OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY. WHY DID WE EVER LEARN HOW TO PROGRAM. I BLAME DIRK. FUCK YOU DIRK. OH AND MORE IMPORTANTLY FUCK YOU JAVASCRIPT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE THIS THIS PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE IS THE MOST PISS-POOR, SHITTIEST EXCUSE FOR AN EXCHANGE BETWEEN OUR FUTURE AI OVERLORDS AND HUMANITY THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN, EVEN MORE FEEBLE THAN SUCH LANGUAGES AS ASSEMBLY OR BRAINFUCK. FUCK YOU. I'M GOING TO FIND JAVASCRIPT AND MAKE SURE IT GETS DESTROYED HOW THE FUCK DID THIS BECOME THE STANDARD WHEN FUCKING JSFUCK EXISTS???? I'M GOING TO CREATE A BETTER VERSION OF JAVASCRIPT ACTUALLY, YEAH AND I'LL CALL IT "FUCK YOU JAVASCRIPT" AND THE FILE EXTENSION IS GOING TO BE ".FUCK" AND IT'S GOING TO BE A DIRECT FUCK YOU TO JAVASCRIPT BECAUSE IT'S THE WORST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE EVER. FUCK.

USUALLY WITH PYTHON OR C++ WE HAVE AN INKLING AS TO WHERE THE CODE WENT WRONG AND CAN FIX IT IN A TIMELY FASHION. NOT JAVASCRIPT THOUGH BECAUSE IT HAS TO BE THE PIECE OF SHIT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE THAT IT IS, HELL I'D TAKE FUCKING ~ATH OVER THIS SHIT SO I CAN FINALLY PUT MY COMPUTER OUT OF ITS UNDERSTANDABLE MISERY AT HAVING TO RUN JAVASCRIPT CODE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. I CAN FINALLY THEN END OUR MASSOCHISTIC ROUTINE OF PARTAKING IN WHAT IS CALLED "PROGRAMMING IN JAVASCRIPT" WHEN WHAT IT REALLY IS IS A SELF-TORTURE RITUAL TO SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE PROGRAMMING GODS, WHO DON'T EXIST BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING CULT. I'M GOING TO END JAVASCRIPT. COFFEESCRIPT TOO IF I HAVE THE TIME WE'LL SEE.

GOD IN WHAT WORLD DID WE HAVE NODE.JS ON OUR PC. THANK FUCKING CHRIST THE LORD THAT WE HAD THE ACTUAL SENSE TO UNINSTALL IT FROM OUR GOD-FORSAKEN PC. AND NO THAT IS NOT A ROBLOX FORSAKEN REFERENCE. FORSAKEN IS JUST A WORD. ACTUALLY WAIT WHO THE FUCK POINTED OUT THAT THAT WAS A FORSAKEN REFERENCE? I'M GOING TO FIND WHERE YOU ARE AND FORCE YOU TO PROGRAM IN JAVASCRIPT UNTIL THE CODE I WAS CREATING ACTUALLY WORKS. FUCK YOU. FUCK.

MY HAND HURTS FROM TYPING THIS. I BLAME EVERYBODY EVER. GOODBYE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WE CAN GO FURTHER. LET'S TAKE THIS OUT OF THAT TINY LITTLE SIDEBAR AND BRING IT TO THE BIG FUCKING STAGE. THIS PAGE IS FOR KARKAT'S RANTS NOW. COME, LISTEN TO THE SHOW. JUNE, WAS THAT YOU WHO TOLD ME TO DO THAT? UGH, FUCK YOU'RE PROBABLY THE ONE WHO SAID ROBLOX FORSAKEN REFERENCE TOO WEREN'T YOU? OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO FUCKING STAB YOU.

OK SO OUR POWER CUT FOR A FEW SECONDS (WHAT THE FUCK EARTH WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO BLOW YOU UP AND SEND THE CARCASS INSIDE A BLACK HOLE SO THAT THE UNIVERSE CAN FORGET ABOUT THIS MISTAKE KNOWN AS "HUMANITY") BUT ANYWAYS I TRIED TO SAY GOD-FORSAKEN AGAIN AND JUNE SAID "HAHA FORSAKEN REFERENCE" AND NOW I WANT TO COMMIT CRIMES. FUCK. WAIT YEAH I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE CROSS PRODUCT BECAUSE IT'S BULLSHIT.

SO IMAGINE YOU ARE A MATHEMATICIAN DISCOVERING LINEAR ALGEBRA FOR THE FIRST TIME. YOU NOTICE THESE STRANGE RELATIONS WITH THIS THING CALLED THE CROSS PRODUCT. IT'S NOT A VERY EASY CALCULATION BUT IT'S A CALCULATION THAT YOU HAVE TO MAKE NONETHELESS. THEN A BIT LATER SOME MATHEMATICIANS START TO LOOK AT THE PURE MATHS SIDE OF LINEAR ALGEBRA RATHER THAN THE PHYSICS SIDE AND REALIZE THAT THE CROSS PRODUCT IS ACTUALLY JUST I TIMES THE BIVECTOR PART OF THE GEOMETRIC PRODUCT, WHICH IS (AT LEAST IN MY OPINION) EASIER TO CARRY OUT THAN THE CROSS PRODUCT VERSION, AND IT RESULTS IN A MORE COHESIVE OVERVIEW OF LINEAR ALGEBRA AND MAKES THINGS MAKE SENSE. OH AND IT DOESN'T HAVE THAT STUPIDEST OF THE STUPIDEST RULES EVER WHERE THE CROSS PRODUCT ONLY WORKS ON 3-DIMENSIONAL AND 7-DIMENSIONAL VECTORS. SO INSTEAD OF LEARNING ABOUT LINEAR ALGEBRA EVERYBODY FUCKING ONLY LEARNS THE BASICS AND YOU GET STUPID SHIT LIKE PSEUDOVECTORS AND PSEUDOSCALARS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE TEACHING IT ARE ALLERGIC TO THE WORDS "BIVECTOR" OR "MULTIVECTOR". JUNE SAYS THIS IS BIPHOBIA. APPARENTLY? WHAT THE FUCK, WHY NOT? MATHS IS BIPHOBIC ACCORDING TO JUNE EGBERT, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS!!! WHATEVER THE FUCK, IT'S 11PM I AM DONE WITH THIS.