ok so like what is this?

uhhh actually fuck you i don't feel like explaining what a system is rn but like fuck off if you give a shit how our system originated

and if you uhh want to know what being otherkin means we have conveniently already made this :3

uh general facts

• we are under 18
• we are insanely good at maths (self-taught calculus, linear algebra, and geometric algebra at 14)
• we can program in html, css and js (shocking), python, as well as c++. wouldn't say we're proficient in them though but the main ones i use are python and c++ (websites are cool too it's just that i never really use js in them tbh). also oop is something we know how to do. dhurke is offering no more on the subject as xe doesn't know how to feel about it himself
• we can speak english, spanish and toki pona. caithfidh muid gaeilge a fhoghlú sa scoil freisin, ach dheirfimis nach bhfuil muid in ann í a labhairt.
• we LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE linguistics and conlanging if you ever need knowledge about a language or anything @ us and we will likely respond with an answer or find the answer
• we play geometry dash (unfortunately)
• tone indicators are fine however if you say something like /hj or /⅔j we will respond as if there is a 50% chance you are joking and a 50% chance you aren't (and 1/3 or 2/3 for /⅔j) because we do not understand what those mean

what to not do

• DO NOT fucking tell us what we can or can't do because of age. do not treat us differently due to our age. just because we are under 18 doesn't mean we are idiot babies who need to be treated like they're barely literate. we're exaggerating rn but please do not do this.
• on a related note, don't treat us like we are somehow a deity for being able to do all of this. we just got really autistic about certain things.
• DO NOT fucking bring up our parents in casual conversation.
• if we have asked you to not send a certain type of content to us, please do not continue to send it to us.
• do NOT tag us in "reblog bait." reblog bait is content that tries to guilt the person reading it into reblogging it. we've gotten really good at kind of ignoring it however it is still ocassionally a trigger for us. note that this does not include content such as picrew chains or things like that, what i mean is posts such as "reblog if you support gay people!" or that one post with the list of suicide hotlines that says "you MUST reblog this. you could save a life." we are not interested and it will likely trigger us.
• similarly, do not @ us in politics. we don't enjoy political discussions.

please @ us in this!!!

• maths, programming, or anything like that
• linguistics or conlanging, we are especially good with historical linguistics and knowing how certain features evolved
• gd layouts or any gd completion
• art of any of these people:
  
  • any of our kins
  • any of our comfort characters from the index page
  • maya fey
  • pearl fey
  • sister bikini
  • vera misham
  • eustace winner | sebastian debeste, specifically if she is transfem
  • splatoon squid sisters (callie and marie)
  • papyrus
• list of approved ships :3 (these are the ones that make us insane)
  
  • manosouta (bronco knight | horace knightley / simeon saint | simon keyes)
  • dhurkedatz (datz are'bal / dhurke sahdmadhi)
  • platonic narumei (phoenix wright & franziska von karma)
  • miego (mia fey / diego armando)
  • lanamia (lana skye / mia fey)
  • faraskye (kay faraday / ema skye)
• our favourite music artists (yaosobi, inabakumori, lemkuuja, etc.)

dhurke sahdmadhi

hey i was the guy who wrote the first bit lol. so uh anyways i'm just a dude. i use any pronouns.

i am kin with dhurke (duh) and sans. i also am currently kinsidering like. the general concept of neptunian? ( watch this video ) either that or somebody who lived on the neptunian island and spoke neptuanian

i tend to swear a lot (much more than other alters) and i'm the only human out of the alters.

please please please listen to zewei their music is so so so good i love their neptunian one especially (I WONDER WHY) and also O'EAIĀ and daenäf <3

i enjoy toki pona less than kijetesantakalu and big man but i can still speak it and will. my tokiponized name is jan Tuka

blue heart = from dhurke

big man

hiiii so i'm big man and i exist. i use they/any

i am kin with big man and shy guy :]

i use a lot of :3 :] and ^^

my music taste is mostly j-pop (along with kijetesantakalu)

i will often co-front with kijetesantakalu

my tokiponized name is soweli Piman. feel free to call me that even when not speaking toki pona

white heart = from big man

kijetesantakalu

clearly the most superior lifeform out there

no nicknames. do not call me kije or kijete. my name is kijetesantakalu.

in toki pona call me kijetesantakalu. if it's necessary maybe you can specify by saying kijetesantakalu Kijetesantakalu?

purple heart = from kijetesantakalu